I do believe I need this thing. Sure, it's a unitasker, and sure, corndogs are really bad for me, but I love them and I would adore the ability to make them myself all the time always. Until I die of a heart attack.
You've found me! Assuming, of course, that you're looking for the short, usually-redheaded, tea-drinking, cat-loving, alternatively-spiritual, attempted-optimist who writes fantasy, science fiction and various acts of academia.