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This is Mi Goreng original flavored Asian-Market good ramen
Peas, Broccoli, 2 sheets of laver (sesame and salt flavor), 1 egg (soft boiled and crumbled since it fell apart when I peeled it), 1 chicken and pork hot dog, a little say sauce, and black pepper.
Yummy, meets the 5x5x5* requirements, there's lots of food here, and it comes in at a grand total of 364 calories if I did my math right. Probably tons of salt, but I drink so much tea, I should be able to flush it.
*5x5x5= Five colors, five flavors, five textures. A Japanese way to be sure you get a well-rounded meal.
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